Monday 4 May 2015

11 Best List Of Old School Cell Phone
  1. The car phone. I remember when my dad got a car phone. All of a sudden our family's 1990 Plymouth Acclaim wasn't just cool because it was an Acclaim... it was cool because you could make phone calls from it!

    Of course, those calls cost like $2 a minute and the phone was so large I think there was no way to install it without completely blocking the emergency brake... but the future was here.

    That was the first and last time my dad was an early adopter on cell phone technology. I just had to talk him into replacing his four-year-old phone that T-Mobile gave him for free... he'd gone two years with it only working outdoors, and he had been fine with that.

  2. (Not Zack Morris)
    The Zack Morris cell phone. Zack Morris's cell phone on "Saved by the Bell" was absolutely iconic... even it it was about a foot long and five inches deep.

    I'd say it contributed 85 percent to his coolness.

    That, and his ability to freeze time.
  3. The first StarTAC. I'm pretty sure this was the first flip phone. My friend's dad got one circa 1996 and there was NOTHING cooler. I also believe that it cost a few grand at the time.

    Sadly, this phone's compactness also started the hideous trend of attaching your cell phone to your belt.When history is finally written and people are looking back at the '90s and early '00s and people are deciding what fashion trends to most aggressively mock us for, ugly, antiquated cell phones attached to belts will have to be in the top three.

    They're that era's parachute pants, my friends.
  4. The big Nokia. I feel like everyone had this phone at some point. And why not? It had SNAKE. Snake remains the best free cell phone game ever.

    People with much fancier phones would borrow your giant, ugly Nokia just to play snake.
  5. The small Nokia with AOL logo. I actually got this phone. When I switched from Sprint to T-Mobile, I decided I didn't want to pay for a phone... and this one was free. My favorite part is the America Online logo they plastered on the screen. (The phone couldn't go onto AOL... but it did have Instant Messenger built in. Still, that logo just FEELS so antiquated.)

    That was the big selling point. That, and the gold color.

    In retrospect, I actually liked this phone. It worked pretty well. You could go online and find the codes to program in your own ringtones (I remember plunking in "Big Pimpin'", which was huge at the time).
  6. The shoulder bag battery phone. I don't think I ever saw anyone use this, but I know it existed. You'd put the battery over your shoulder and talk on the headset.

    Doesn't seem particularly practical, but it's better than, ya know, trying to find a pay phone.
  7. The swingin' Motorola. I think Motorola made this phone to resemble a "Star Trek" communicator device. It was designed to look futuristic... but, unfortunately for Motorola, in the way that people in the '60s and '70s thought the future was going to look.

    To use it, you wouldn't flip it open, you'd swing the front part up, 180 degrees. In the end, it just looked strange.

    I can't guarantee it, but I think dysfunctional phones like this might've been the reason that in "Wanna Be a Baller", Lil' Troy was so adamant about switching from Motorola to a PrimeCo phone.
  8. The "American Idol" phone. AT&T/Cingular has always had a relationship with "American Idol", being the official cell phone provider of texting in your vote. And, in the third season, Ryan Seacrest didn't just talk about texting in your vote, he also held up a phone.

    It was an ugly, ugly Nokia. For some reason, they decided that 12 keys were just too many. So they turned the 12 buttons into six buttons, and, by all accounts, made it impossible to accurately dial.

    And probably impossible to accurately text in your vote. Maybe that's how John Stevens outlasted Jennifer Hudson that year.
  9. The giant hinged Samsungs. Cell phones are smaller now than they were in the past, that's a fact. But even eight to 10 years ago, most cell phone companies were, at least, trying to give the illusion of sleekness.

    Not Samsung. They made two phones (the N200 and N300) which required swinging giant, mostly useless pieces of plastic out to have conversations.

    The N300 had a flimsy little flap that swung down from in front of the keypad and served as the microphone. The N200 took it even farther... you had to swing up an extraordinarily bulky piece of plastic to get to the keys... and then that plastic served as the earpiece.

    But I give Samsung credit for being non-conformist here. Who says small is cool? Not Samsung. Damn straight.
  10. The birth control phone. I like that when this Nokia phone came out,everyone compared the keypad to a container for birth control pills. We're such a country of perverts. Perverts with cell phones that allow us to be bigger perverts.
  11. The Nokia communicator. This was during the brief phase whereNokia considered transitioning from a cell phone manufacturer into a boat anchor 

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